---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am My Own Grandpa! -Ray Stevens ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! This is a good good song... it goes.. D A Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three D I was married to a widder who was pretty as can be G This widder had a grown up daughter who had hair of red E A My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. D A This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life D My daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife G To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy E A I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. D A My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad D And so became my uncle though it made me very sad G For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother E A Of the widder's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother. D A Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run D And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son G My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue E A Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too. D A Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild D And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild G For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw E A As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa. D A D G G7 A I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa. D G It sounds funny I know, but it really is so D A D Oh, I'm my own grand-pa. Enjoy! tabbed by the idiosyncratic talents Vikrant and The Jailbreak Band